Zobmondo!! (zob-MAHN-doe)
Is a slang expression derived from the negative exclamation "zob" to express horror, pain, or frustration: "Mary tripped over the log and stubbed her toe. 'Zob!' she cried"
Zobmondo!! expresses the utter dismay that zob cannot begin to describe: "As Mary broke her foot and looked down the see the bone protruding from the side of her shoe, she screamed in excruciating pain, 'Zobmondo!!'"
Now that you know the defenition of Zobmondo, here is how you play the game. Yep, this is also a game.
Zobmondo!'s purpose is to inspire rediculous, fun conversation and debate over two choices giving to a group of people.
This is a major time waster and I'm bored. So as part of a forum party game, I'm going to pick 5 random questions, and being the "witty" person you are, have to pick which of the two choices the question gives, is the better of the two. And prepare to debate it to the death!
But there are rules:
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Rule number 1:
Abdtinence is strictly forbidden!
The phrases "I won't choose either," "Neither one," "Who cares" and/or "I rather die" vise versa, should NEVER be uttered while discussing a Zobmondo!! question
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Rule number 2:
No condiments, plastic surgery, or actions that change the spirit of the question may be added to a Zobmondo!! scenario. The bottom line is you must assume that you are forced to choose between the two options of each "dilemma of unenjoyment" as it is presented; you may not explain away the question by drowning everything in ketchup or resolving to have the ugly growth removed with plastic surgery.
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So basily, I'm going to type down five quesitons with two choices each. If you are going to answer one question, you have to answer all five in your same post. When you post, may your choice for each question and have a small reason why your choice is better of the two.
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For example:
Question one: Would you rather....
A) Tell someone famous that his (or her) fly is open?
or
Have someone famous tell you your fly is open?
"For this, I choice B cause at least it's better for a star to feel embarrassed then I do. Yea I'm selfish.
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So I guess that is all, so without furder ado, here is the five questions.
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Question 1:
Would you rather...
Have a butt full of worms or a mouthful of ticks?
Question 2:
Would you rather...
Super glue your eyes shut or super glue them open?
Question 3:
Would you rather..
Sit naked on a pedestal in the middle of a crowded public park or sit naked on a platter with an apple in your mouth at a gala dinner party?
Question 4:
Would you rather...
Have to always eat standing up or always enter your car from the passenger door?
Question 5:
Would you rather...
Vote for an honest but stupid politician or a liar with tremendous savvy?
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There you go, all the questions for round 1. Basicly, you answer each question and try to be as witty as your can. Remember this is for fun, so have fun in asnwering and defending your choice of answer.
Good Luck.
