Yes, my children, these are the most horrible stories ever!!!! Brace yourselves!!!! Get rubber underwear! You might wet yourselves!
story number one: Mr. Lumpy picks his nose
We were watching a movie and I was zoning out, looking around the classroom, and my eyes passed Mr. Lumpy, picking his nose (while trying to hide it with a ratty, overused tissue). I told my friend in front of me, and she goes "EW! MR. LUMPY, DID YOU FIND MY PURSE IN THERE?"
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by Babybluemage » Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:37 pm
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by codemaster » Tue Jan 28, 2003 9:59 pm
lol; how would her purse be up there; is there a 'confession' she needs to tell the whole class between her and Mr. Lumpy 
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by Babybluemage » Wed Jan 29, 2003 9:15 pm
Yes >_> i think she has something to tell us.... KATIE! GET OVER HERE! lol ^^
Story two: Mr. Lumpy lives in his car!!!
Okay, one morning in the cafeteria (They open it for people who get dropped off early), my friend Amy came in a few minutes after I did. She was like "MR. LUMPY LIVES IN HIS CAR!" And I was like "WHAT? YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING!" and she was like "I was right behind his car, and it had clothes and coolers and stuff, and my mom said "That guy looks like he lives in his car" and he went into the parking lot of the school, and I saw Mr. Lumpy get out of the car!".
There was this kid in our class that did anything for 50 cents for an ice cream that day. So, in homeroom, when Mr. Lumpy was doing hall duty, I dared Nick to ask him whether he lived in his car. I paid him 50 cents and waited.
Then, in science, we were having a conversation about meteors, and Nick raised his hand.
Nick: Mr Lupton, do you live in your car?
Mr. Lumpy: Yes, I do *Smiles like he's all proud of it*
Class: *Busts out laughing*
Mr. Lumpy: >_< 10 POINTS OFF! QUIT LAUGHING! >_<
Story two: Mr. Lumpy lives in his car!!!
Okay, one morning in the cafeteria (They open it for people who get dropped off early), my friend Amy came in a few minutes after I did. She was like "MR. LUMPY LIVES IN HIS CAR!" And I was like "WHAT? YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING!" and she was like "I was right behind his car, and it had clothes and coolers and stuff, and my mom said "That guy looks like he lives in his car" and he went into the parking lot of the school, and I saw Mr. Lumpy get out of the car!".
There was this kid in our class that did anything for 50 cents for an ice cream that day. So, in homeroom, when Mr. Lumpy was doing hall duty, I dared Nick to ask him whether he lived in his car. I paid him 50 cents and waited.
Then, in science, we were having a conversation about meteors, and Nick raised his hand.
Nick: Mr Lupton, do you live in your car?
Mr. Lumpy: Yes, I do *Smiles like he's all proud of it*
Class: *Busts out laughing*
Mr. Lumpy: >_< 10 POINTS OFF! QUIT LAUGHING! >_<
My Bishies: Miyavi, Daishi, Totchi, Jiro, Kaoru, Gackt, Kyo, Orlando Bloom, Tom Felton, and.... anyone else? Nope. Wanna be a bishie of mine? PM me, mwaha.
People on my "To Kill" list (BTW, this isn't real... it's an inside joke. I'm not going to actually kill these people.): Feather Girl, Avril Lavigne, Avril Lavigne's mother and father, Mark Edwards, and this bitch that lives across the street from me >_< oh yeah, Tom Felton's girlfriend, Orlando Bloom's girlfriend, Jiro's wife. Mwaha.
People on my "To Kill" list (BTW, this isn't real... it's an inside joke. I'm not going to actually kill these people.): Feather Girl, Avril Lavigne, Avril Lavigne's mother and father, Mark Edwards, and this bitch that lives across the street from me >_< oh yeah, Tom Felton's girlfriend, Orlando Bloom's girlfriend, Jiro's wife. Mwaha.
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