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[Babybluemage]

FUCK YOU. THERAPY HAS TOLD ME THAT NOTHING IS MY FAULT, IT'S ALWAYS THOSE GOD DAMN BUNNIES! AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING COKE CAN *throws it back at Seifer*

AND I NEVER DID ANYTHING MEAN TO HIM ANYWAYS! >_< AND IF I DID, I'D LIKE TO FUCKING KNOW.

*Drinks tea with honey because her throat is now raw*

[Seifer]

*picks up the can*
*ponders over it for a second*
*eventually comes out of his trance*

IT IS YOUR FAULT, DON'T BLAME THE BUNNIES!! ITS NOT THEIR FAULT!!!

[Babybluemage]

YES IT IS!! DO YOU SEE THAT BUNNY OVER THERE WITH A BLOODY KNIFE? OR THE ONE THROWING MACHETES AT THE POOR DOGS? *points at a houseplant* THERE'S THE LEADER! LET'S KILL IT! *kicks the houseplant over* I GOT CH00, FUCKING BUNNY! YEAH! WHO'S THE WOMAN, I'M THE WOMAN! YEAH! *points at the houseplant all proud and stuff* LOOKIES, I KILLED THE BUNNY'S LEADER!

[Seifer]

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yeah........... IT IS NOT THE BUNNIES, TIS YOU!!!!!!

[Babybluemage]

>_< GOD DAMMIT, IT'S NOT ME! I NEVER DID A FUCKING THING TO HIM, SO WHY WOULD HE LEAVE BECAUSE OF ME? MAYBE IT WAS YOU. THERE'S ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY. BUT NOOO, YOU'RE TOO PERFECT FOR ANYTHING, AREN'T YOU?

[Seifer]

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BUT NOOO, YOU'RE TOO PERFECT FOR ANYTHING, AREN'T YOU?

....THAT'S THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY...... OF COURSE I AM PERFECT!! LOOK UP PERFECTION IN THE DICTIONARY, AND ME IS THERE! FIRST YOU BLAME THOSE POOR DEFENSELESS BUNNIES, THEN YOU BLAME ME!!! WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BLAME NEXT, THE PELICANS????



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[codemaster]

Yes... it's all the pelicans fault
*is about to move this topic to general ranting*

Do you think i should make a "General Arguing" category or something

[Seifer]

LOL, no no no....

That's much too dangerous....and don't be blamin the pelicans.... its all BBM's fault. She skerred him away

*hides*

Run, she might bite......



I Rhymed XD

[codemaster]

erm... i don't think you rhymed

[Seifer]

Yesh I did....

Might and bite RHYME

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

* barfs *

Ick...my allergy to laughter

[codemaster]

Ah, Thought you meant you rhymed sentances, not just words

[Babybluemage]

NO ONE IS EVER PERFECT. NOT EVEN YOU. IF ANYONE'S PERFECT, IT'S... TOM FELTON! YES, TOM FELTON IS THE GOD OF PERFECTION AND DON'T YOU KNOW IT! >_< AND IT IS NOT THE PELICANS' FAULTS! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. ALL. *takes meat cleavers and fingers them threatiningly* THE BUNNIES WERE THE FIRST TO GO, GUESS WHAT'S GOING NEXT? *points to seifer, takes voodoo doll and sets fire to its crotch area* MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[[You'd better be glad I spent all day in Suffolk in an old peoples' home. Otherwise this post would have been much more sadistic.]]

[Seifer]

*looks at her burning a doll's crotch wit h meat cleavers in her hands*

Yeah..... *throws a spoon at her*

[Babybluemage]

*Chases Seifer with meat cleavers* COME HERE, BITCH, YOUR CHIBI'S COMING RIGHT OFF! >_<

[Seifer]

*runs away*
*climbs a tree*

Go away you crazed sheman!!

[Babybluemage]

*chases him up a tree* >( *grabs hold of his collar* LET'S MAKE A DEAL. I SUBJECT YOU TO HOURS OF BOTH HARRY POTTER MOVIES (Tom Felton, SQUEEEEE!) OR YOUR CHIBI GOES. WHICH ONE? HMM? HMMMMM? AND I KNOW YOU HATE HARRY POTTER. SO, HMMM? WHICH ONE? *Dramatically shines the blade into the sun, making it glint*

[Seifer]

*snatches her knife and throws it out of the tree*
*pushes her off him, and she falls down the tree, pulling him with her*

Ouch.....

*pulls out a Chibi Irvine doll*
*grabs the knife, and puts the blade up to its neck*

Move and the head goes....

[Babybluemage]

*feels defenseless* ;_____; NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! NOT IRVINE!!!!!!! *says it in an invader zim like voice*

*turns negotiator*

Now, Seifer, I know you have anger management problems, but isn't this a bit much? *bats eyelashes*

Seifer: >_< I SAID, DON'T MOVE OR THE HEADS ROLL!

Babybluemage: >_>;;;; um... *clears throat* IF YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND BY NOW, I'M TRYING OUT MY NEGOTIATION SKILLS! NOW NORMALLY, I'D BEAT THE LIVING PISS OUTOF YOU, BUT I'M TRYING TO CALM DOWN! *almost pops a blood vessel*

Seifer: You're retarded *digs the knife into the plushie's neck even deeper*

Babybluemage: >_>;;; and so are you, but I haven't brought that up once this argument.

Seifer: You must really want this plushie to go, don't you?

Babybluemage: NO! HERE! IF YOU FEEL SADISTIC, CUT OFF A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL'S HEAD! *throws one at him*

Seifer: >_< NO! *cuts off Irvine's head*

Babybluemage: *Jaw drops and she stares at the headless plushie until the shock sinks in* *Charges at him and pulls dagger out of the waistband of pants* I HAVE SPARES FOR INSOLENT SHITS LIKE YOU *holds dagger up to his throat* >_< AND THIS TIME IT AIN'T NO PLUSHIE!

[Seifer]

*feels the blade entering his neck*

*thinks* Fuck!!

*grabs the blade, and pushes it away, and it begins cut ting his hand*
*get it far enuff away from his neck so that he can get up*
*stands up*
*runs*

[Babybluemage]

fuck! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY, ALMASY >_< I'M SICCING MY ARSENAL OF J ROCKERS ON YOU >_< *summons arsenal of j rockers and tanks and cows and spoons and stuff*

[Seifer]

*looks behind him*

Oh my GOD!!!

*sees spoons, cows, and aliens coming at him*
*summons Shiva while still running*

*gets her to do the overdrive attack thats in FFX*

Haha, *watches her snap*

You are all FROZEN *laughs histerically*

[Babybluemage]

*blinks* yummy, j rockers look sexy frozen ^^ *goes back to business* GRR. JUST GRR. IMA GET MA DADDY ON J000000 >_<

[Superfong]

You know you might want to decide if you two are having a disagreement or a misunderstanding.