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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 11:10 pm
by angelmax
ok.. someone posted a riddle and i could get it right. i got pissed and i deside to post ridle to get ppl pissed. lol.. :P

ok here are some.. do you know the answer. ill post one the person that know is post the answer. lets see who gets more points



here is the first one

What goes up and never comes down?

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:18 am
by Ravi
your age

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:22 am
by angelmax
grrr. ok you got the point



Ravi:1

here is anotherone


Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?


lets see if someoe gets this one right AHAHHEHE =_=

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:24 am
by Ravi
because if it were 12 inches, it would be a foot

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:27 am
by angelmax
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

okkk.. thi isnt gooddddd. grrrrr

Ravi:2

ok ok.anotherone

How do you avoid falling hair?
ok ok. now this one

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:29 am
by Ravi
step out of the way

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:30 am
by angelmax
darn it... okok.. this one then


Ravi:3

Why did the tree see the dentist?

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:31 am
by Ravi
to get a root canal

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:34 am
by angelmax
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

again.. how you do it?

ok no more mister nice guy

Ravi:4


This guy living on the 20th floor in an apartment building got up early each morning to go to work in a downtown store. He always went into the elevator on the 20th floor and rode down to the entrance (1st floor). When he came home he always rode the elevator from the entrance and up to the 8th floor. He walked out of the elevator and walked the stairs up to his apartment on the 20th floor.

Why didn't he take the elevator all the way up to his apartment?



hahahahahahahahahhahaha now this one

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:37 am
by Ravi
this guy is a dwarf and can only reach the 8th floor button

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:45 am
by angelmax
ok ok this one. hahahahah. someone pos it and i know is very hard, heheheh ahahahah eheheh ahahah can you get this one? hahaha if you do . you win and you can take my place making riddles. onemore point for you to win . ok here i go

:evil: :evil:
I got 3 coffee cups and 10 coins( the same coins). I would like to distribute these coins to each of the cups provided that each cups should contain odd number of coins and there should be at least 1(one) coin in a cup...

PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:56 am
by Ravi
i surrender. can't find a website that has the answer :w00t:

PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 8:52 am
by Pane
you put either one coin in each cup and put the other 7 aside -o-

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:24 pm
by angelmax
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:


really

PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 7:23 pm
by GrayFox
woah ravi ur really smart at these :lol:

i usually just punch people that give me riddles first before they give me wat i want :P

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:08 am
by Papoy
As for me i dont like riddles

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:52 am
by jessie666
Who has more wives than children......




user posted image

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:26 am
by kusakos
Answer:jessie lol :D

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:17 am
by Gray
a paint brush :)

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:16 pm
by UDSting
this riddle goes ina set (each correct answer leads to the next question), ull never get em all right :lol:

how do you put a elephant in a frezer??? ^_^

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:32 pm
by kusakos
QUOTE ("Gray")
a paint brush :)

not quite right bro..the answer is charcoal

QUOTE ("UDSting")
this riddle goes in a set (each correct answer leads to the next question), ull never get em all right  

how do you put a elephant in a frezer???  


ANSWER: you open the freezer and put the elephant in. :D :D :D

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Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 7:46 pm
by UDSting
Monday Tuesday Wednesday righhht? :lol: cus i didnt use all the words or is it more complicated?

ok kusakos if u alredy know it...let them suffer

#1 How do u put a elephant ina freezer
-open the door, put it in, close the door

#2 How do you put a giraffe ina freezer?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:39 am
by kusakos
QUOTE (UDSting @ Feb 10 2004, 11:46 PM)
Monday Tuesday Wednesday righhht? :lol: cus i didnt use all the words or is it more complicated?





not quite ryt bro try again!! :) :)

PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:49 pm
by UDSting
eh december 1st december 2nd december 3rd?
or how do you say the days of the week in another language? still no? ;)

PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 6:47 pm
by Gray
or you could say chrismas eve, chrismas day & boxing day.