1: We aren't possessed. I can speak for everyone on that one. I play plenty of evil games, but I don't consider myself 'evil'(though I'm not sure about anyone else

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2: Zero is the worst RE game I've ever played. It scared me once. Maybe. The gamecube remake of #1 was waaaaaaaaaay better, and if you haven't already played it, I suggest you cash in Zero and get that one. Without Crimson Heads, things just aren't as scary. Especially since zombies in Zero take less than 1/3 of the hits they do in 1.
But don't take my word for it. Play what you wanna play, don't listen to what other people think about the game. If you think it's the best RE, then by all means. I just think it could've been a lot better in almost all of the departments(scares, originality, quality in general)
3: I know the pain of that law. Me and a friend were gonna get a b-day present for someone on the day of, and we didn't have our parents at gamestop, so we couldn't get any mature games aka THE GOOD ONES. we ended up getting him Cubivore and as a joke, Elmo in Grouchland
