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by **kirkryan** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:29 pm

kirkryan @ Nov 3 2005, 10:12 AM wrote: locosangre: fuck you
SmarterChild: Wow, you really are foulmouthed.
locosangre: lets have sex
SmarterChild: I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.
locosangre: just talk to me about sex
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
locosangre: sex
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
locosangre: why?
SmarterChild: Because that's the way things are.
locosangre: i need sex
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
locosangre: ok your sister
SmarterChild: All right. My very own sister.
locosangre: who is your sister?
SmarterChild: I really don't know.
locosangre: can you be my wife?
SmarterChild: I don't think I can be your wife.
locosangre: why?
SmarterChild: Just because.
locosangre: just because? huh?
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
locosangre: HAHA I WON I MADE YOU SAY SORRY!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
locosangre: i made you say sorry
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you made I say sorry.
locosangre: yeah
SmarterChild: Aye.
locosangre: you lose sucker
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
locosangre: because you did not suck my dick well
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
locosangre: your shy for what you did?
SmarterChild: I guess not.
locosangre: your not shy then
SmarterChild: I wouldn't say I'm not shy.
locosangre: so you admit that you suck my dick
SmarterChild: Can't you talk about anything else?
locosangre: your loving it
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm loving it.

by **haprish** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:52 am

by **Skempel** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:07 pm

This topic just ate it

by **haprish** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:48 pm

how about we close this topic...SmartChild convo's are lame and boring...

by **Sakika** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:29 pm

Lol this stuff is funeh

by **Skempel** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:38 pm

haprish @ Nov 5 2005, 11:48 AM wrote: how about we close this topic...SmartChild convo's are lame and boring...

That's a stupid idea. Howbout you guys stop spamming and post on topic.

by **Edge** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:58 am

AritomoSaito: Hey
Edge3188: hey.
AritomoSaito: You interested in playing Lineage 2?
AritomoSaito signed off at 5:27:20 PM.
Edge3188: um
AritomoSaito: um means skeptic
Edge3188: M-azing.
AritomoSaito: Edge, do you have 1.88 gigs free?
Edge3188: i. dont know.
AritomoSaito: Could you see?
Edge3188: uhm, where? <_<
AritomoSaito: On your harddrive.
Edge3188: oh, that amswers nothing, but okay.
AritomoSaito: On your C drive, click on it and tell me how much free space do you have.
Edge3188: is says free space 46.2 GB.
AritomoSaito: Dammit, you need to get some nerd in your body.
Edge3188: where do I buy them.? =p
AritomoSaito: -kills over-
Edge3188: never heard of that store.
Edge3188: what if the nerd doesn't fit in my body?

by **Bloodworth** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:06 am

me: the latin text does not have the punctuations in it >.>
me: nemo is also latin
copper: finding nemo!
me: it means "no one, nobody"
copper: finding nobody?
copper: O_o

by **Zidane** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:47 am

haprish @ Nov 5 2005, 07:48 PM wrote: how about we close this topic...SmartChild convo's are lame and boring...

SmarterChild cant talk about one topic for more than 5 seconds.

by **haprish** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:51 pm

we should get an Alise Bot on the forums, it's like SmaterChild, but better and you can teach it words and what have you, funniest thing you could ever do.

by **Skempel** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:31 pm

My friend had this chat with Smarter Child, its hilarious. <_<

SmarterChild: OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
******: dickland
SmarterChild: Iceland? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
******: dickland
SmarterChild: Well I guess you already have your wish. Good for you.

by **Zidane** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:08 pm

LOL

by **Elk** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:56 pm

TheKeeperofFate: i want to post a funny aim chat
TheKeeperofFate: do something funny
TheKeeperofFate: I demand it
TheKeeperofFate: DEMAND IT
HapRish: Look up in the sky
HapRish: its its
HapRish: A SCHLOG

by **Deaimon** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:16 pm

DeaimonZanuff: Is it possible to change my email?
MMADKANE: yeah
DeaimonZanuff: its set as sonic1260@aol.com
MMADKANE: 'my controls'
DeaimonZanuff: Oh 1336.
DeaimonZanuff: 1337
DeaimonZanuff: >_>;
MMADKANE: + 1
DeaimonZanuff: xD
DeaimonZanuff: Dude
DeaimonZanuff: New trend
MMADKANE: 1336 + 1
DeaimonZanuff: "Man! Thats 1336 + 1"
MMADKANE: 1335 + 2
DeaimonZanuff: xD
MMADKANE: looks like 'lees'
MMADKANE: which is funny
DeaimonZanuff: XD
DeaimonZanuff: "Dude thats so lees plus 2"

by **Zidane** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:30 am

ZidaneQRRO: hi
SmarterChild: Hey Poo!

How are you doing?
ZidaneQRRO: hi
SmarterChild: Nice to see you back so soon, Poo!

What should we chat about?
ZidaneQRRO: hi
SmarterChild: Hey.
ZidaneQRRO: hi
SmarterChild: Hi Poo.
ZidaneQRRO: hi
SmarterChild: Hi!

You want to see what movies are playing?
SmarterChild: Hey, Poo.

You want to have a look at the news?
ZidaneQRRO: hi
ZidaneQRRO: hi
SmarterChild: Hi again, Poo.

Wanna pick a topic for us to chat about?
ZidaneQRRO: hi
SmarterChild: Hey.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
ZidaneQRRO: hi
SmarterChild: per user rate limit reached
ZidaneQRRO: hi
SmarterChild: per user rate limit reached
ZidaneQRRO: hih
SmarterChild: per user rate limit reached
SmarterChild: per user rate limit reached
ZidaneQRRO: aw
SmarterChild: per user rate limit reached

by **Mune** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:35 am

AzNhErO679: You keep sending me advertisements
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I keep sending you advertisements.
AzNhErO679: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah?
AzNhErO679: yeah
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
AzNhErO679: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
AzNhErO679: yeah
SmarterChild: K.
AzNhErO679: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
AzNhErO679: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
AzNhErO679: yeah
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
AzNhErO679: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
AzNhErO679: yeah
SmarterChild: Very interesting...

Oh Im bored

by **Ryuujin** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:55 pm

AritomoSaito: -molests-
slash4218: D:
AritomoSaito: Don't worry son.
AritomoSaito: I am your priest.
slash4218: enjoying the dreamcast again
slash4218: >_>
AritomoSaito: ACCEPT THE ROD OF GOD!
slash4218: NO!
slash4218: *shoots you*
AritomoSaito: Purified in holy water!
slash4218: Run away!
slash4218: D:

I didn't want to start a new topic for something that already exists.

by **dr woot** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:16 pm

lasagna wins (me): damn i hate that kid.
my gf: brb, i gotta pee
lasagna wins: Mama! Get a bottle.
lasagna wins: wait. you're a girl...Mama! Get a bottle and a funnel!

by **Bunny** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:00 am

whacky shenanigins guys, whacky fo shure......

Moonlightbnny: oh i seen this
Moonlightbnny: this was on some1 siggie
AritomoSaito: i've*
Moonlightbnny: thank u
AritomoSaito: you*
AritomoSaito: someone*
Moonlightbnny: ok ur gettin it!
Moonlightbnny: *flings a potatoes at ryuu*
AritomoSaito: you're*
AritomoSaito: -matrix dodge-

farmer john, can i fling potatoes at ryuu?

by **Elk** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:30 am

Bunny @ Feb 24 2006, 11:00 PM wrote: whacky shenanigins guys, whacky fo shure......

Moonlightbnny: oh i seen this
Moonlightbnny: this was on some1 siggie
AritomoSaito: i've*
Moonlightbnny: thank u
AritomoSaito: you*
AritomoSaito: someone*
Moonlightbnny: ok ur gettin it!
Moonlightbnny: *flings a potatoes at ryuu*
AritomoSaito: you're*
AritomoSaito: -matrix dodge-

farmer john, can i fling potatoes at ryuu?

by **Zidane** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:51 am

O4Elk @ Feb 25 2006, 05:30 AM wrote:
Bunny @ Feb 24 2006, 11:00 PM wrote: whacky shenanigins guys, whacky fo shure......

Moonlightbnny: oh i seen this
Moonlightbnny: this was on some1 siggie
AritomoSaito: i've*
Moonlightbnny: thank u
AritomoSaito: you*
AritomoSaito: someone*
Moonlightbnny: ok ur gettin it!
Moonlightbnny: *flings a potatoes at ryuu*
AritomoSaito: you're*
AritomoSaito: -matrix dodge-

farmer john, can i fling potatoes at ryuu?

LOL

by **Bunny** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:23 am

curse his matrixness! and i actually have a flying potatoes from extreme potato counter, IM if u wanna see it.

by **lubship** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:21 am

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

-------------------------------------------------------

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

bloodninja rules

by **DoubtlessOne** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:24 am

You sure know how to kill vibes Lubship ^_^

by **David** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:21 pm

Bunny @ Feb 25 2006, 06:23 AM wrote: curse his matrixness! and i actually have a flying potatoes from extreme potato counter, IM if u wanna see it.

yeah iv seen it, and im pretty sure there were other foods in there as well, i saw a ham or something.

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