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[15:02] Hap: You have an extremely hot chick, and an ugly fat chick in front of you, the hot chick has several bodyguards and doesn't want to have sex with you, the fat chick wants sex from you....WHAT DO YOU DO!
[15:03] today is my last day: have sex with the body guards as a bribe to get them to kill the fat chick, while they do that i rape the hot chick
[15:03] Hap: lol, bodyguards are guys
[15:03] today is my last day: yeah i know
[15:03] Hap:
[15:03] today is my last day: :-O
[15:03] Hap: Thats desperate
[15:03] today is my last day: hey you asked what i'd do
[15:03] Hap: lol
[15:04] Hap: and a good answer it was, made me laugh

koo koo....

the first part isn't funny, it's just to build context...

[21:37] coppasc: oh yea
[21:37] coppasc: while i was in switzlerna
[21:37] coppasc: switzerland
[21:37] coppasc: my host family had chinchilas xD
[21:38] coppasc: chinchilla*
[21:38] UDSting: yeh
[21:38] UDSting: those are cool
[21:38] coppasc: ya know
[21:39] coppasc: chinchilla fur is the second most valuable in the world?
[21:39] UDSting: relly
[21:39] UDSting: whats the 1st
[21:39] UDSting: people need to stop killin endangered and cool animals for their fur
[21:39] UDSting: seriously wtf
[21:39] UDSting: rich mother fuckers[21:39] coppasc: chinchilla are endangered now o.o;
[21:40] UDSting: yeah
[21:40] UDSting: they roll around in ash
[21:41] coppasc: yep.
[21:41] coppasc: they so cute <3
[21:41] coppasc: i want one
[21:43] UDSting: woah
[21:43] UDSting: woah
[21:43] UDSting: *steps away*
[21:43] coppasc: ?
[21:43] coppasc: lol
[21:43] UDSting: you said something was cute
[21:43] UDSting: with a heart...
[21:43] UDSting: dude...
[21:43] coppasc: hahaha
[21:43] coppasc: kawaii!!
[21:43] coppasc: xD
[21:43] UDSting: omg
[21:43] coppasc: rofl
[21:43] UDSting: don't talk like that
[21:43] UDSting: you might trigger my furryness
[21:43] coppasc: i love scaring you.
[21:43] coppasc: lol <.<
[21:43] UDSting: and then i might lick you
[21:43] coppasc: /swt
[21:43] UDSting: and things will get strange
[21:43] UDSting: /gg
[21:43] UDSting: /lv
[21:43] UDSting: /heh
[21:43] coppasc: /kis
[21:43] coppasc: xD
[21:44] UDSting: /omg
[21:44] UDSting: leaving now
[21:44] coppasc: rofl

UDsting is a furry!!? FURRYCHAN NOW. FURRY CHAN. LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK/CHILDREN

more like failchan

Oh geez u two, furries are alright now stop making fun of them.

EDITED! for david's sake >,>

eww nasty im not a furry. D=. that fchan website just happens to be in the overchan's link page.

LynnLovesYew: am i pretty?
SmarterChild: Do you want to be pretty?
LynnLovesYew: am i pretty?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Are you pretty?
LynnLovesYew: am i pretty?
SmarterChild: Perhaps you're pretty.
LynnLovesYew: am i pretty?
SmarterChild: Is there anything great about being pretty?
LynnLovesYew: am i pretty?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

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LynnLovesYew: am i pretty?
SmarterChild: Yeah, you're pretty.
LynnLovesYew: but your not looking at me

Dope got pwned XD.

yes lynn your are pretty :3

hehaheh =3

LynnLovesYew: So do you like she-robots?
SmarterChild: I don't know, I'll have to think about it.
LynnLovesYew: so your a gay robot?
SmarterChild: Yeah.

oh thats good...

AzNhErO679: heya
MissLittleMotoko: hey
AzNhErO679: what up
MissLittleMotoko: about to eat dinner
AzNhErO679: whoa
AzNhErO679: late and all
MissLittleMotoko: lol
MissLittleMotoko: yeah
AzNhErO679: thats like
AzNhErO679: you saying i'm gone for 20 minutes and come back in 2 hours
AzNhErO679: so uh
MissLittleMotoko: lol
AzNhErO679: its 20 minutes = 2 hours where your from?
MissLittleMotoko: venus
AzNhErO679: Whoa
AzNhErO679: so its true women ARE from venus...
MissLittleMotoko: lol

After Showing David the Above

x3 Uzume: lol
x3 Uzume: for what?
x3 Uzume: a penis
AzNhErO679: >_>
AzNhErO679: remember
x3 Uzume: eh thats how i used to get back at them
AzNhErO679: she said she'd be gone for 20 minutes
x3 Uzume: yeah
AzNhErO679: earlier
x3 Uzume: lol
AzNhErO679: it turned out like 2 hours
x3 Uzume: yep
x3 Uzume: i still remember that lil rhyme
AzNhErO679: ?
x3 Uzume: hmm
x3 Uzume: not exactly how it goes
x3 Uzume: but owell
x3 Uzume: girls come from venus to be a genius boys come from jupiter to get stupider
x3 Uzume: or w/e
x3 Uzume: pshhh you can ONLY get stupider if u were smart
x3 Uzume: cuz u cant get stupider if ur stupid
x3 Uzume: then its called "retarded"
AzNhErO679: O_o
AzNhErO679: hahaha
x3 Uzume: but then again
x3 Uzume: boys come from jupiter to get stupider

x3 Uzume: BUT
x3 Uzume: girls come from venus to get a penis
AzNhErO679: Thats
AzNhErO679: real gross man
AzNhErO679: you like those dick girls or something?
x3 Uzume: but true
AzNhErO679: as a fetish?
x3 Uzume: yeah i do
x3 Uzume: wanna see my collection?
x3 Uzume: its 0kb's big
AzNhErO679: Wow
AzNhErO679: must be in bytes
x3 Uzume: lol
x3 Uzume: nah
AzNhErO679: haha
x3 Uzume: i have some futanari's in my collection
x3 Uzume: not much
x3 Uzume: but i do have a fetish for them
AzNhErO679: Futanari?
x3 Uzume: dick girl
AzNhErO679: I think
AzNhErO679: its just wrong
x3 Uzume: i find it exotic that they have both genitals
x3 Uzume: but ppl think its wrong
AzNhErO679: I mean
x3 Uzume: i like it cuz i know im not gonna want it lol
AzNhErO679: they could do themselves
x3 Uzume: hell no
x3 Uzume: who the hecks dick can bend like that when its hard
AzNhErO679: I said could
x3 Uzume: its not rubber >_>
x3 Uzume: i just got a great idea
AzNhErO679: what?
x3 Uzume: if theres an actual female hermaphrodite i'll go and marry her
AzNhErO679: uh why
AzNhErO679: so she got her frontside
x3 Uzume: meaning female but have a men's genital
AzNhErO679: and you got her back?
x3 Uzume: nah
x3 Uzume: i can take pics then sell it
x3 Uzume: and get great money
x3 Uzume: then change my name and fake my death
AzNhErO679: whacked up husband
x3 Uzume: lol
x3 Uzume: jk xD
x3 Uzume: iono
x3 Uzume: if shes cute etc i'll marry her
x3 Uzume: i dont really care
x3 Uzume: i dont really want the sex anyway
x3 Uzume: just someone to be with
AzNhErO679: hah...creepyness
x3 Uzume: xD
AzNhErO679: Whoa
x3 Uzume: my mind=girl
AzNhErO679: Those words heard out of you?
AzNhErO679: Whoooooa!?
AzNhErO679: This deserves like
AzNhErO679: something special
AzNhErO679: I mean
x3 Uzume: cuz whoevers controlling myf aith is a sonovabitch
AzNhErO679: your the god of sex
AzNhErO679: or
AzNhErO679: to everyone else you are
AzNhErO679: and you say
AzNhErO679: you will marry a girl NOT for the sex?
AzNhErO679: I mean
x3 Uzume: huh1?!

AzNhErO679: thats something that I never expect you to say
AzNhErO679: Thats crazy man!
AzNhErO679: Crazy!!!
x3 Uzume: lol
x3 Uzume: yes it is actually
x3 Uzume: i take my sexual desires to the fantasy room
x3 Uzume: =D
x3 Uzume: if my wife wants it then its ok with me
x3 Uzume: like i said >_>
x3 Uzume: mind=female
x3 Uzume: me=not the dominant one
AzNhErO679: >_>
x3 Uzume: im more passive
x3 Uzume: and girly
x3 Uzume: CUZ WHO EVER THE FUCK IS CONTROLLING MY FAITH IS A BITCH
x3 Uzume: damn
x3 Uzume: i hate it
x3 Uzume: i remember
x3 Uzume: this guy called me
x3 Uzume: Hey girl
x3 Uzume: i turned around
x3 Uzume: kicked his ass
AzNhErO679: Cut
AzNhErO679: Yo
AzNhErO679: Hair
x3 Uzume: Who the fuck u calling a girl1
?!!??!
x3 Uzume: yes? what about my ahir?
x3 Uzume: hair*?
AzNhErO679: Cut it!
AzNhErO679: Rukia hair
x3 Uzume: not anymore!
x3 Uzume: now its..
x3 Uzume: lemme find an example
AzNhErO679: haha
x3 Uzume: fuck
x3 Uzume: why is it so hard to find an NON girl example
AzNhErO679: haha
AzNhErO679: everyone likes girls except homosexuals
AzNhErO679: in guys terms
x3 Uzume: OH GOD
x3 Uzume: NO
x3 Uzume: I SEE AN PERFECT EXAMPLE BUT NO
x3 Uzume: im gonna find a manlier one >_>
AzNhErO679: Show it
AzNhErO679: Do it!
AzNhErO679: Be a man!
x3 Uzume: doodeedoo >_>
AzNhErO679: >_>
AzNhErO679: Do it
AzNhErO679: its just hair
x3 Uzume: witha freaking women face
AzNhErO679: So
x3 Uzume: thats nasty man
x3 Uzume: i dont have a women's face
AzNhErO679: We don't know your face
x3 Uzume: yeah u do
x3 Uzume: lol
AzNhErO679: Really?
AzNhErO679: No I don't
AzNhErO679: bloody liar
x3 Uzume: im on the urge to give up searching and show u that one D=
AzNhErO679: Do it
x3 Uzume: AHH FUCK IT
x3 Uzume: i give up
x3 Uzume: http://www.aquastar-anime.net/toheart2-project.jpg
AzNhErO679: uh
AzNhErO679: which one
x3 Uzume: its
x3 Uzume: u see that one with the white hair?
AzNhErO679: oh god
AzNhErO679: your joking me
x3 Uzume: mine is like that cept shorter
x3 Uzume: mine is somehting like that cept its at my shoulder
x3 Uzume: not passed it
x3 Uzume: past it*
AzNhErO679: like a girl's short hair?
x3 Uzume: yeah
x3 Uzume: u see that one umm
x3 Uzume: behind the girl with blue hair?
x3 Uzume: the one with her hair sorta bunched up?
AzNhErO679: uh
x3 Uzume: right side
AzNhErO679: yeah?
x3 Uzume: D=
x3 Uzume: thats what i look like now
AzNhErO679: thats your hair?
AzNhErO679: oh ok
x3 Uzume: i use that lil hair clip thingy to hold it up
x3 Uzume: so it dont tickle my neck
x3 Uzume: outside i either tie it up or i let it hang
x3 Uzume: nno im not gonna get a retarded example for my hair tied up
x3 Uzume: ill just take a pic or osmething
x3 Uzume: http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e122/ ... df2edc.jpg
x3 Uzume: oo found it anyway
x3 Uzume: look at kabuto's hair
x3 Uzume: looks like that
x3 Uzume: cept the pony tail is a big longer
AzNhErO679: oh
AzNhErO679: ok
x3 Uzume: OO EVEN BETER EXAMPLE
x3 Uzume: http://www3.estart.com/stores/media/bald.jpg
x3 Uzume: brb
x3 Uzume: bathroom
x3 Uzume direct connection is closed.
AzNhErO679: thats a scary example

the hell?! dont show the whole world my hair steve D=

MWhaha..MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao... i love that last pic

ever wonder what would happen if two AIM bots talked to eachother?
http://www.vgmusic.com/~mike/twobots.html

The Real Celecor: exactly
SmarterChild: Exactly.
The Real Celecor: shut up you retard!
SmarterChild: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a handicapped person if I were you.
The Real Celecor: are you handicapped?
SmarterChild: Aren't you?

The Real Celecor: log off
SmarterChild: Take care, therealcelecor.
The Real Celecor: can you log off
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
The Real Celecor: no im serious
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Serious?
The Real Celecor: yes
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Serious.

[02:36] Haprish: Hey there sexy
[02:36] TheKeeperofFate: Hey baby <3
[02:36] Haprish: <3
[02:36] Haprish: Watcha doin
[02:37] TheKeeperofFate: thinking of you <3
[02:37] Haprish: Thats hawt
[02:37] TheKeeperofFate: cause im hawt
[02:37] Haprish: No kidding
[02:37] Haprish: Want some 69?
[02:38] TheKeeperofFate: oh baby
[02:38] TheKeeperofFate: yes
[02:38] Haprish: All the way baby
[02:38] TheKeeperofFate: great
[02:38] TheKeeperofFate: now i want to watch porn
[02:38] TheKeeperofFate: bastard
[02:38] Haprish: LMFAO

AzNhErO679: I gotta say
AzNhErO679: posting funny aim chats made it popular
lilaznhomer: haa
AzNhErO679: haha
AzNhErO679: i'm ingenious!
lilaznhomer: haha


Or maybe it just pulled off some creepy ass stuff

Omg what happen and did you do Haprish!?

Bunny @ Aug 8 2006, 08:38 AM wrote: Omg what happen and did you do Haprish!?

It's just a joke lol!

Bunny @ Aug 8 2006, 04:38 PM wrote: Omg what happen and did you do Haprish!?

i got the video wanna watch?

Okay Nice .

skempull: wanna fuck
miss x diane: DO ME. :[

^LIES indeed

skempull: wanna fuck
miss x diane: DO ME. :[
miss x diane: lol j/p. =_=
skempull: ok awesome
skempull: oh
skempull: shit
miss x diane: LOL
skempull: i was totally going to get the blender too