by Kamaitachi » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:32 am
Okay...I know some people know about the new classes Gunslinger and Ninja. If not, I'll post info if I get around it. All the classes are getting new skills...Except Novice. And I'm back for once, for those of you who knew me...
Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Okay, fine fer sure, fer sure. She's a Valley Girl in a clothing store. Okay, fine...Fer sure, fer sure.
She's a Valley Girl in a clothing store. Like, OH MY GOD! Like - TOTALLY! Encino is like SO B******! There's like the Galleria, and like all these like really great shoe stores.
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff. I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff. It s like so B****** cuz like everybody's like super-super nice.
It's like so B******. On Ventura, there she goes. She just bought some b****** clothes, tosses her head 'n flips her hair. She got a whole bunch of nothin in there
Anyway, he goes are you into S and M? I go, oh RIGHT. Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY? Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME...
I'm sure! NO WAY! He was like freaking me out... He called me a BEASTIE... That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED. He goes like BAG YOUR FACE! I'm sure!
Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl.
Okay, fine fer sure, fer sure. She's a Valley Girl. So sweet 'n pure. Okay, fine fer sure, fer sure. She's a Valley Girl. So sweet 'n pure.
It's really sad. Like my English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. BU-FU! We're talking Lord God King BU-FU!
I am SO SURE, he's like so GROSS! He like sits there and like plays with all his rings and he like flirts with all the guys in the class. It's like totally disgusting.
I'm like so sure It's like BARF ME OUT... Gag me with a spoon! Last idea to cross her mind had something to do with where to find a pair of jeans to fit her butt.
And where to get her toenails cut.
So like I go into this like salon place, y'know. And I wanted like to get my toenails done. And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails... Are like so GRODY!
It was like really embarrassing. She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS! I'm like sure... She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know... I was like really embarrassed.. .
Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Okay, fine fer sure, fer sure. And there is no cure.
Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Valley Girl. She's a Valley Girl. Okay, fine fer sure, fer sure. And there is no cure.
Like my mother is like a total space cadet. She like makes me do the dishes and CLEAN the cat box.
I am sure that's like GROSS! BARF OUT! OH MY GOD! Hi!
Uh-huh, My name? My name is Ondrya Wolfson. Uh -huh... That's right, Ondrya. Uh -huh... I know. It's like... I do not talk funny. I'm sure .
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? I am a VAL, I know. But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay.
So like, I don't know, I'm like freaking out totally. Oh my God!
Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist. I'm getting my braces off, y'know, but I have to wear a retainer. That's going to be really like a total bummer.
I'm freaking out I'm SURE, like those things that like stick in your mouth. They're so gross... You like get saliva all over them, but like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
So you can see my smile. It'll be like really cool, except my like my teeth are like too small, but NO BIGGIE... It's so AWESOME! It's like TUBULAR, y'know!
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything, It's just like... I don't know. You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff. Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes. It's like so GROSS. . . Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates, and its like, it's like somebody elses food, y'know.
It's like GRODY... GRODY TO THE MAX! I'm sure it's like really nauseating. Like, BARF OUT! GAG ME WITH A SPOON! GROSS! I am SURE! TOTALLY...