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Postby Mr. E » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:28 pm

okay, this is a thread for you people to release all of your funny n00b stories, just remember to take the name out so as not to offend them...

Okay, I was playing on my wiz on axon’s old B2, talking to Hagios, when this n00b walks in, and the humor began (sorta).

N00b: uhm, I forget, how do you sit down?
Me: you press insert with a basic skill level of 3 or higher (I think).
N00b: oh
Me: How stupid do you have to be to not know how to sit?
N00b: I have god char on NU, so watch it
Me: a ‘god char’ on nu won’t help you here…
Me: I doubt you have even that, if you don’t know how to sit.
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Okay, so they didn't realize my name was Milo...
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Status on my characters:
Nu Server:
Sven (sniper)
Milo (Sin cross, when he gets restored)
'Sven' (Champion)
Sven. (Paladin)
Blargulon (high wizard)
Mr. E (stalker)
Anointed_Sven (High Priest)
The White Wight (Whitesmith)
Storage Sven (Creator)
Phaethon (permaarcher)
Milo-the-n00b (permanovice)
Chaud (Lord Knight)
Scholarly Milo (Scholar/Professor)
Musical~Milo (Clown)

Milo!! is my GM acc char, as are "Sven" and Rambo, but I dun use him much

B2 coming back! (when I'm not lazy):
Blargulon (wizard)
Mr. E (thief)

ANY OTHER CHARACTERS ARE PROBABLY NOT ME... FEAR THE IMPOSTERS! (obviously you guys didn't pay any attention to this statement, since you blamed me anyway, so I made it bigger)
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Postby Skempel » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:30 pm

Hahahaha... I love when the noobs threaten to kill people on Nu. What does it prove?
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Postby Mr. E » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:36 pm

uhm, nothing... especially when they threaten it from a low rate server they can't get past novice on.
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Okay, so they didn't realize my name was Milo...
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Status on my characters:
Nu Server:
Sven (sniper)
Milo (Sin cross, when he gets restored)
'Sven' (Champion)
Sven. (Paladin)
Blargulon (high wizard)
Mr. E (stalker)
Anointed_Sven (High Priest)
The White Wight (Whitesmith)
Storage Sven (Creator)
Phaethon (permaarcher)
Milo-the-n00b (permanovice)
Chaud (Lord Knight)
Scholarly Milo (Scholar/Professor)
Musical~Milo (Clown)

Milo!! is my GM acc char, as are "Sven" and Rambo, but I dun use him much

B2 coming back! (when I'm not lazy):
Blargulon (wizard)
Mr. E (thief)

ANY OTHER CHARACTERS ARE PROBABLY NOT ME... FEAR THE IMPOSTERS! (obviously you guys didn't pay any attention to this statement, since you blamed me anyway, so I made it bigger)
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Postby Elk » Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:55 pm

Threatens from noobs happen to me alot... they say they will Asura me with there champ >_> ... on NU....(Im usually on a diffrent server, or I killed there Other character who can't take on my professor on NU)

Ill see if they like my dispell move...
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Postby robo » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:36 am

n00bs are so stupid some times
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/S/Sesshoumarufluffy/1123216802_waii_angel.jpg" border="0" alt="OOOOOOOOOoo"><br><i>Your soul has Cute Wings
<br>You are very fun to be around, but can<br>sometimes
be a klutz(>.<)! You always seem to know whats in<br>and whats not,
and you always seem to be in the in croud. But that<br>doesn't make you a bad friend, and in the end,<br>you're a very
good person.
Your wings give off a cutie type of personality
which makes people, want to be somewhat like you.<br>But you seem to change just a bit day to day.<br>
<marquee>A Quote:The dumbest people I know are<br>those who know it all.</marquee>
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If you click hear i will eat your head
If you slisk this I wont eat your head
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