by Mr. E » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:28 pm
okay, this is a thread for you people to release all of your funny n00b stories, just remember to take the name out so as not to offend them...
Okay, I was playing on my wiz on axonâs old B2, talking to Hagios, when this n00b walks in, and the humor began (sorta).
N00b: uhm, I forget, how do you sit down?
Me: you press insert with a basic skill level of 3 or higher (I think).
N00b: oh
Me: How stupid do you have to be to not know how to sit?
N00b: I have god char on NU, so watch it
Me: a âgod charâ on nu wonât help you hereâ¦
Me: I doubt you have even that, if you donât know how to sit.
Okay, so they didn't realize my name was Milo...
Status on my characters:
Nu Server:
Sven (sniper)
Milo (Sin cross, when he gets restored)
'Sven' (Champion)
Sven. (Paladin)
Blargulon (high wizard)
Mr. E (stalker)
Anointed_Sven (High Priest)
The White Wight (Whitesmith)
Storage Sven (Creator)
Phaethon (permaarcher)
Milo-the-n00b (permanovice)
Chaud (Lord Knight)
Scholarly Milo (Scholar/Professor)
Musical~Milo (Clown)
Milo!! is my GM acc char, as are "Sven" and Rambo, but I dun use him much
B2 coming back! (when I'm not lazy):
Blargulon (wizard)
Mr. E (thief)
ANY OTHER CHARACTERS ARE PROBABLY NOT ME... FEAR THE IMPOSTERS! (obviously you guys didn't pay any attention to this statement, since you blamed me anyway, so I made it bigger)