You have 4 options (from left to right)
Aggressive>Pessimistic>Calm>Wimpy
Aggressive you do the follow
1) Begin with a loud shout for approximately 20-30 seconds
2) Begin threatening her with the current topic of what you will do if she does not stop
3) Begin attacking her
4) Furociously scare her
this will ACHIEVE:
1) She will fear you
2) She will do anything for you out of FEAR
3) Good options
this will NEGLECT:
1) You will officially have to fight more people for this action
2) She will fear you for as long as you do this
3) It becomes a huge habit
Pessimistic you do the following
1) Neglect her for 2 months
2) Don't Talk to her
3) AVOID her
4) Look down upon her
This will ACHIEVE:
1) She will become curious about you
2) She will want to talk to you more
3) She will get depressed enough for you to CONTROL her
This will NEGLECT:
1) It will trigger many things wrong if you make one mistake
2) You'll eventually hate her more than before
3) It becomes more fun than serious if you keep it up too long
Calm you do the following
1) Wait about 2 weeks for her to calm down
2) Try talking peacefully with her
3) Try to resolve other past issues (if applied)
4) Learn
This will ACHIEVE:
1) Almost a lot
This will NEGLECT:
1) Bringing up other topics will piss her off more than menopause
2) One mistake and it's AONEWTF
Wimpy is the easiest and it will ACHIEVE almost nothing
1) Start crying for about 20 minutes non-stop
2) Let her pity you for a day
3) Play PITY THE FOOL for 5 weeks
4) Wait for results
This will ACHIEVE:
1) Loss of self-respect
2) Gain of PRIDELESSNESS
3) Pity-care from the target
This will NEGLECT:
1) You will be pitied upon for years to come
2) You will regret choosing the easy way
3) You will feel dumber than usual
anyways... enjoy
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:54 am