Rizzy886 @ Dec 18 2007, 04:59 PM wrote: How could I forget my favorite gay! (Sorry Elk, Suroki, Champeg, Maus, Suroki, Kosaka, Edge, Skempic and CM)
if you know what I mean.).

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There's a tricky riddle I read in the news the other day. It goes a little something like this. What's BLATANTLY DEFIANT IN THE FACE OF GOD and AN ABOMINATION OF HUMANITY, as well as DRIPPING WITH ASS MILK and DESTROYING THE FABRIC OF AMERICAN SOCIETY WHILE WEARING RATHER FLASHY, ATTRACTIVE FABRICS? Why, the gays of course.
Here's a nice, easy test to tell if you are the gays.Step one, you say you need to talk. If they walk, tell them to sit down, it's just a talk. If they stare politely back on you, stare politely back on throUGH AND IMMEDIATELY CONTACT THE POLICE. SHOULD THESE EVENTS HAPPEN IN SEQUENCE YOU ARE IN A TERRIBLE SONG, AND NEED TO EXTERMINATE EVERYONE AROUND YOU, AND YOURSELF IN THAT ORDER. MAKE SURE IT IS IN THAT ORDER. SERIOUSLY. WE DON'T WANT ANOTHER FRED Abraham. He killed himself first. That's why you've never heard of him. &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; qwertyuiop
1. If your name is Tiger Magnas. Then you're definitely gay (sorry Tiger Magnas, you'll burn in a lake of fireif you know what I mean.).
2. Speaking of lakes of fire, how can you have a lake of fire? Lakes are for swimming! You can't swim in fire! That's fucking ridiculous.
3. Almost as ridiculous as ass-sex with another man. Am I right, or am I right? Eh? Eh?
4. Seriously, fuck you people. You're fucking disgusting. With your risque dancing and tight, leather pants that make me want to offend my Lord and Savior. Also, Jesus and God.
5. Just kidding about that last part. But if you fell for it, or you felt you could relate, congrats, you are the gays. And you need to be exterminated in the most painful, humiliating way possible. Oh wait, you enjoy gay pride parades. We'll have to come up with something new for you. How about mismatched leather girdles? Hmm? Or a mauve. Yeah. A fucking Mauve.
Peace be with you, except for the gays,
- Rev. Happypants McPantsface
*Real name changed so as to protect me from the gays*
P.S. Below, is a picture of my PNEIS.
I bet you looked, didn't you? Oh, ypou pretend to be offended, but really you're just a whore for my PNEIS. Yeah, I know I'm a gay icon. I can't help it. I'm attractive. Just do me a favor, and seethe for all enternity in the kingdom of Satan.
xoxo, Pants. &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp; &nsbp;
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