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Postby haprish » Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:13 am

The Best break-up letter so far....

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear James" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky
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Postby Zidane » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:36 pm

LOL! :lol: How sad.
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Postby Ryuujin » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:39 pm

How fucked up.
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Postby Elk » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:02 am

how... could i missing seeing this till now....
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Postby haprish » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:04 pm

O4Elk @ Nov 2 2005, 01:02 AM wrote: how... could i missing seeing this till now....


your blind?
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Postby re^flex » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:00 pm

priceless
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Postby Cammy » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:24 pm

it's good thing the guy forgot's that girl since she cheated him bitch!@#$..
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Postby Edge » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:29 pm

Cammy @ Nov 3 2005, 03:24 AM wrote: it's good thing the guy forgot's that girl since she cheated him bitch!@#$..



The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.



He didn't forget who she really was. it's called reading.
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Postby Sakika » Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:31 pm

Ok, I may be a girl, but woah this stuff is like...wus wrong wit them?
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Postby haprish » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:01 pm

Sakika @ Nov 5 2005, 04:31 PM wrote: Ok, I may be a girl, but woah this stuff is like...wus wrong wit them?


lol, its called one hell of a brake up, thats life...
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