by Mr. Happy Pants McPantsface » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:20 am
I HAD not been on the forum for a few days due to a preoccupation with occupations (sometimes with pre, but not often. You can't keep that up for long without chaffing), but was pleasantly surprised upon my return to see that our most beloved Champagne was celebrating his birthday today. More specifically, his/her birthday, as the forum so bluntly let me know.
Let me tell you, white, it was certainly more than I needed to know. His/her? Well, what Champagne decides to do behind closed doors with his life partner is not something I needed to be made awTINK-TINK-TINK-TINK-TINK-TINK-TINK-TINKare of. Seriously (seriously). Being openly transsexual is perfectly acceptable, but, like being Jewish, if you bring it to work, you need to hide it in your desk, under a blanket. Lock that drawer, Stephen, before I beat you back to Hebrew school. You too, Annie. Except instead of Hebrew school, I'll beat you with your dick back until you were a man. Oh wait. You are one. Did you save the day when no one else could? No, you just build stufDID YOU KNOW THAT JAPAN IS BECAUSE LOLf.
GO HANG SOME DRYWALL WITH YOUR CONSTRUCTION WORKING MINut once again, I must say happiest of birthday to you, Champagne. May your bubbly goodness be drunk out of many a man's navel this evening, and let the lube run free. Just keep the skirts where they belong. On drywall.
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Gender reasCHAMPAGNE'Ssignment surgery
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I'd offer you a link to my signature, but I'm afraid it's worth quite a bit these days. I can't have riff-raff signing my things and selling them on e-Bay. Then I wouldn't have any THINGS.