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Postby CrimsonBlade » Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:16 pm

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12 ... 6.2147.htm

some really funny shit some overbearing parents came up with
In this world of emptiness there is no form, no feelings, perceptions, impulses, or consciousness. No eye, ear, tongue body, or mind. Therefore, no color, sound, smell, taste, touch, or thought. The world of form does not exist, nor the world of the mind or of ignorance; no old age and no death.

When the mind does not become attached to anything, there are no obstacles and fear does not exist. This mind goes beyond all disruptive views and attains Nirvana
wisdom of enlightenment as the great unexplainable true word
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Postby PrinceLabuta » Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:01 pm

lol. i like this part especially

"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."
A revolution is not a dinner party, or writting an essay, or painting a picture or doing embroidery; it cannot be so refined, so leisurely and gentle, so temperate, kind courteous, restrained and magnanimous. A revolution is an insurrection, an act of violence by which one class overthrows another.

Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.

The Future belongs to those who believe in the power of their dreams

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Postby haprish » Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:06 pm

404: Not Found.

Nevermind. added L to the end and it worked.
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Postby Rizzy886 » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:00 pm

They can kiss my dual-processing ass.
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Postby PrinceLabuta » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:19 am

maybe the author works for the Korean People's News Agency
A revolution is not a dinner party, or writting an essay, or painting a picture or doing embroidery; it cannot be so refined, so leisurely and gentle, so temperate, kind courteous, restrained and magnanimous. A revolution is an insurrection, an act of violence by which one class overthrows another.

Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.

The Future belongs to those who believe in the power of their dreams

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Postby codemaster » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:24 am

But i love my lunix installation ;)
"Everything begins with Nu and everything ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my belief... at least for now." - Mysteries of Life Volume 841 Chapter 26

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Postby 254416795 » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:42 pm

PrinceLabuta @ Nov 4 2007, 03:19 PM wrote: maybe the author works for the Korean People's News Agency


I take that with offense.

anyways though... I already hated the way this guy started... so I only read about 70%... which means I just read the bold faced and it's detail up to number 4... after that, only read the bold face.

@Labuta I was kidding
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