by Mr. Happy Pants McPantsface » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:01 pm
OH DANNY BOY, THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLING.
As are the pies. The aspies. Like you.
I have come once again to stop the spread of intolerance and the written worIT NEEDS TO BE DONE, DON'T ARGUE WITH ME SHARON. IF NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT IT MIGHT AS WELL B E Md.
Can I help you with something? Didn't think so. Last time I checked, there was this thing called common decency. Do you have any? It seems pretty doubtful, all bein' up in mah grill, yo, saying that my intolerance of homoTHE BLASPHEMOUS FUCKING GAYS WHO POUND EACH OTHER INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL.
There's a little song I like to sing to people like you. Perhaps you'll join me, so as to show your allegiance to the straight, the few, the proud. Also, has anyone here seen my socks? I swear, I sat them down last time I came and i just can
YOU
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I WANNINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY
OF THE COMING OF THE LORD
HE IS TRAMPLING OUT THE VINTAGE WHERE HIS GRAPES OF WRATH ARE STORED
HE HATH WAKEN ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO
HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON
GLORY, GLORY HOLES IN THE GAY BAR
GLORY, GLORY HOLES IN THE GAY BAR
GLORY, GLORY HOLES IN THE GAY BAR
HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO' MO'
Peace be with you. Except for the gays.
-Rev. Happypants McPantsface
P.S. - Homosexuality is gay. Like really gay. I mean, what could be gayer than that? Guys wearing mink stoles? Oh wait, gay guys do that. Tiny, cream-filled desserts? Oops, gay guys did that too. Well, we're out of time. See you next week, same time, same channel. Au-revoir, mon frere.
HERE'S SOME ROTTING FISH
I'd offer you a link to my signature, but I'm afraid it's worth quite a bit these days. I can't have riff-raff signing my things and selling them on e-Bay. Then I wouldn't have any THINGS.